I mean really, French Pedicures? We all know that all french women are perfectly coiffured and have immaculate hygiene but why in the heck are chicks all over America doing this thing where they put the little white stripes on the edge of their toenails? and why do they have a quarter inch of claw hanging off the edge of their toes anyway? What, are they climbing telephone poles? What could women in America possibly be doing that requires their toenails to drag the pavement?
I’m just gonna warn my wife right now – if you come to bed with daggers on your feet you will be there alone!
I have been out in public and seen what seem to be normal housewife type women of all ages with these Talons dangling out of their sandals. Not old, nasty women who never seem to be able to keep them trimmed (due to lack of flexibility or pedicure funding) but women who go into “happy nails” and tell the Vietnamese lady “Make my toenails stick out real far”.
Gross.