The overwhelming surge of young men to the dark side of complete lunacy is evidenced once again as the “Man bun” has become a thing. Men can wear a pony tail if it falls to the middle of their back AND they have earned a black belt in any martial art (except Aikido). Any other hair primpery is an affront to manhood as is any kind of scrunchy on any part of any man (yes even a a gay man).
“Jerking a knot” in such hair is an approved means of disciplining such nincompoopery. Another accepted scolding techniques are laughing and <