Why is the Myrtle Beach Dude Wearing the FairfaxShurfShop Logo?

Faifax Surf Shop

As I was going to the beach the other day somebody asked me why I was wearing the logo for Fairfax Surf Shop on my shirt as they are several hundreds of miles away.

I could have pointed out that they will sell you boards and such over the internet and have their droneboards surf it to your local beach. I could have told them that I stole the shirt from some kid from Virginia who was using it as a pillow whilst passing out. I could have told them a lot of things, but this is what I told them: