Articles by dude

I remember a movie that had a soliloquy similar to this: In my short and merry life I have loved many. (crowd murmurs) But once, […]

Case Two: Yankee Get Home The Plaintiff: Mortimer Ricketybones – A retired NY couple now re-retiring to Myrtle Beach. He claims the defendant breeched a […]

I know everybody is on edge to hear the results of the cases I so judiciously jury-fied this past week. The Independent Republic of Horry […]

Oh where oh where could it be? OK, so we have just realized that 14 minutes worth of macramé has gone to the dogs. back […]

Today we relive Brian’s dinghy expedition! It’s day 12 – we have sailed from Cooper Island to Leverick Bay on Virgin Gorda. The crew has […]

I loved this in the theater and had to have it when it came out on DVD. Andy Samberg is just plain funny and his […]

So we decided to lay around the house and do nothing and not feel bad about it. So I’m Laying around the couch in the […]

I’m not complaining. Really I’m not. I have the greatest wife and we get along fantabulistically. But sheez Louise! Is there some kind of genetic […]

Watched a loovly fillem this evenin last. It was called Gamerz. With a zed. twas aboot a wee lad off to uni without a friend […]

We have had a great May so far and are looking forward to the Memorial Day Weekend and the unofficial start of Summer. So Far […]

I’m Going Fast Again!!!!

So tonight it was raining.  I didn’t take the dogs for their walky walky till 11pm.  It had stopped raining. There was a marvelous steam […]

So here I am lookingat this – There is a traffic signal there, I assure you. How am I supposed to know when to go? […]

Dangit! Just after I came home and put away the last gift for my wife, she comes beeboppin in with a couple bags that she […]

Does it get any better? A boy, His best friend, and his dog. Okay a boy, his Dog and his Computer – let them fight […]

So about two hours ago this kid from the shack next to my office came by and asked to borrow an extension cord. “Sure” I […]

When a cop told his boss a  driver-less car started itself and drove into a  home, his boss replied, “No way.” Christine Djordjevic stepped outside Monday […]

So our second Pine tree out back has gone to poopoo. It still has about three green branches on it but it’s going down tomorrow. […]

I’m going against my own advice and stretching out my point on brevity. Hippocrates: “The chief virtue that language can have is clearness, and nothing […]

So as I made my rounds in cybertown last night I had the opportunity to stop by some crazy lady’s blog – Like they’re ain’t […]

I mean really, French Pedicures? We all know that all french women are perfectly coiffured and have immaculate hygiene but why in the heck are […]

I just had to add this link because it is wonderful. Britney’s guide to semiconductor physics. It is amazing that she had the time to […]

So tonight I sat and waited for the freakin tourists to show up. Normally I am so annoyed with Labor Day and can’t wait for […]

7AM – I worked till 11 last night and didn’t really get to bed till 3AM. Sooooo I wasn’t really happy when Skittles the Wonder […]

This is the first homework assignment my son completed for high school. It’s a poem using metephors to describe himself and I think it’s freakin […]

So I found this from the Boston globe. The Cindy Sheehan you don’t know By Cathy Young, Globe Columnist | August 22, 2005 IT IS ENORMOUSLY […]

So the Wife and friends are out shopdiddly opping and I am home with three 14 year-old young men. I was invited to join in […]

Well, it’s official! There will now be one gazillion more rednecks headin’ to the Redneck Riviera this year. The explosion in Condo building on the […]

I really wanted to go to the Island – phooey! I really liked the new movie “The Island” It reminded me of a novel by […]

Woke up at 8 to the sound of rain. Not the joyous sound of an afternoon thunderstorm – whoosh, boom, boom, cricket-chirp it’s over. The […]

The Supreme court called today and told me they were gonna give my house to some old lady who likes cats. – Because it would […]