Laying down the Law!

December 22, 2008 dude 0

Tonight I brought the boy into the kitchen and looked him in the eye, “I don’t want any backtalk. I don’t want any argument. I […]

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Does anybody know?

December 19, 2008 dude 0

I remember a movie that had a soliloquy similar to this: In my short and merry life I have loved many. (crowd murmurs) But once, […]

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Jury Duty Case 1

December 14, 2008 dude 0

I know everybody is on edge to hear the results of the cases I so judiciously jury-fied this past week. The Independent Republic of Horry […]