Pokemon Gone Wrong

pokemonnyc“At least they’re getting exercise!” Millennials are now having their parents drive them around town while they stare at their phones and “catch pokemon”.
It’s being touted as a way to get the iPhone-addicted youth away from their parents house and “get exercise” while enjoying the newest technology that superimposes cartoon characters into the “real world” through high end virtual reality software.

What’s really happening is that jobless slackers are now interrupting mass at New York’s St. Patrick‚Äôs Cathedral; Squirrels in Central park are being rousted out of their space while children snatch Digglets and Man-bunned scragglers are snooping around neighborhoods at all hours of the night.