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Myrtle has tons of fun
So Myrtle is toally a beach fun town. Not only have we got copius sandy hangout area; there's pretty good surf spots, nanner boat rides, parasailing, kayaks, grub joints

The "Redneck Riviera"

So what else do you call a place that has been the weekend home to the bluecollar southerner for decades? Matter of fact, Ole Blackbeard himself, it's said, waded ashore here and declared "Let's Party!" The first Hotel was built over a hunnert years ago. The Seaside Inn looks like a dang barn, for cryin' out loud! Obviously meant fer rednecks.
Nowadays there's million doller condas lined up all over the place and yankee folk broiling themselves on the white sand, but deep down we're still the Redneck Riviera.
 
The Redneck Riviera By Richard N. Cote Is the story of a girl who didn't get a nice beach house with her friends. Things go wrong.
 
Redneck Riviera: Armadillos, Outlaws, and the Demise of an American Dream. The Florida Panhandle also lays claim to the title of Redneck Riviera. This story relates the struggles of one man against southern culture and corruption.
 
Redneck Riviera By E. don Harpe is the story of a redneck, a crashed UFO and a six pack.
 
Redneck Riviera by Sophie Dunbar focuses on the third Redneck Riviera (the Mississippi Delta). A couple's invitation to spend time at a resort near Biloxi leads to muerder investigations and all that fun stuff.
 

Myrtle Beach Mini Golf


 
Mayday Golf 715 Highway 17 North
North Myrtle Beach
(843)280-3535
 
HARBOUR VIEW GOLF COMPLEX 901 Highway 17
Little River
(843) 249-9117
 
HAWAIIAN RUMBLE
3210 US 17 South
North Myrtle Beach
(843) 272-7812
 
LOST TREASURE GOLF 1705 US 17 S.
North Myrtle Beach, SC
(843) 272-5467
 
Mutiny Bay301 Highway 17 S
North Myrtle Beach
(843) 249-7844
 
Molten Mountain Corner of Hwy. 17 North & Vereen Dr.
North Myrtle Beach
(843) 280-5095
  • ADVENTURE FALLS GOLF 735 Highway 17 S. Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 238-0168
  • BUCCANEER BAY MINIATURE GOLF 6001 South Kings Hwy., Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 238-3811
  • CAPTAIN HOOK GOLF 2205 North Kings Highway, Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 626-1430
  • DRAGON'S LAIR FANTASY GOLF 1197 Celebrity Circle, Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 444-3215
  • JUNGLE LAGOON 404 5th Avenue South, Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 626-7894
  • JUNGLEGOLF US #17 North & 71st Avenue, Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 449-4831
  • JURASSIC GOLF 2900 S. King Highway, Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 448-2116
  • OCEAN ADVENTURE MINIATURE GOLF 1201 North Ocean Blvd., Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 448-8045
  • PIRATES WATCH 1500 South Kings Highway, Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 448-8600
  • HAWAIIAN CAVERNS 4201 North Kings Highway, Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 449-5555
  • SAFARI GOLF 1811 South Kings Hwy., Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 444-9267
  • SPYGLASS 3800 North Kings Highway, Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 626-9309
  • TREASURE ISLAND GOLF 4801 North Kings Hwy., Myrtle Beach, SC (843) 449-4754

 

MyrtleBeach Cruises

Blue Wave adventures Offers dolphin watches, incredible shelling tours, kayaking, ecological information and just plain fun on the water.
 
The Jolly Rover Pirate Adventure SailDowntown Harbor Walk
Georgetown
(843) 546-8822
 
Diamond Casino Cruises Free Boarding Best odds and Biggest Slot Payout! Free Shuttle.
4491 Waterfront Ave
Little River
(877) 250-LUCK
 
Jungle Princess Cruising the calm and scenic water of the Atlantic Intracoastal Waterway & the Waccamaw River
P.O. Box 30233
Myrtle Beach, SC 29588
(832)650-6600
 
Fish Hook Charters Capt Ronnie Atkinson Can Take six Passengers for a day of fishing you won't soon forget!
2200 Little River Neck Road
North Myrtle Beach
(843) 283-7692
 

 
Hurricane Fleet Charters
Calabash Waterfront
910-579-3660
 
Saltwater Marsh Explorer is a one-of-a-kind ride through salt marshes and swamps! (843) 651-3676
 
Hurricane Fleet Ecotours Pristine beauty of natural rivers and one of the few remaining barrier islands in the Carolinas. Waterfront
Calabash NC
800-373-2004
 
SunCruz Casino Over 375 slots, from $.05 to $100,Blackjack, Roulette, Craps, Let It Ride, 3 Card Poker, Texas Hold'em,Live Entertainment, Free Shuttle Bus On Scheduled Runs, Group Rates Available.
4495 Mineola Avenue
Little River, SC 29566
(832)280-2933
 

MyrtleBeach Combat sports

Shoot your buds
 
Lazer FX - Lazer Tag Often called the Adrenaline Playground, it is the Ultimate Laser Adventure.
964 Lake Arrowhead Road
Myrtle Beach, SC 29572
(832)467-2229
 
Adventure Beach Paintball Huge war zone with all the extras in Longs (just outside NMB).
305 Lays Lake Drive
Tabor City, North Carolina 28463
843-222-9081
 
Paintball USA Two Speedball Fields with air bunkers enclosed by safety netting and a woods ball field. Tippmanns and Piranhas rental gear. Field paint required.
6602 Hwy 707
Myrtle Beach, SC 29588
(843) 650-1540
 
Myrtle Beach Paint Ball
 
Patriot Paintball Four playing fields: a barrel field, a hyperball field, and two Ultimate Air fields!
4915 Highway 501
West Conway, SC 29527
(843) 369-4FUN
 
War Zone Paint Ball 3462 S Fraser St
Georgetown, SC 29440
(843) 545-9888
 

MyrtleBeach bars lounges pubs beer

Places to drink and meet new friends!
 
Senor Frogs Mexico's Coolest bar is now in Myrtle Beach!
1304 Celebrity Circle
Broadway at the Beach
(843)444-5506
 
Club Kryptonite Hottest Dance Club in Town!
2925 Hollywood Dr
Myrtle Beach
(843)839-9200
 
The Dog House In Trouble Again!9814 N. Kings Highway,
Myrtle Beach
(832)692-9663
 
International Cafe Large Variey of Beers
221 Main St.
NMB
843-281-2325
 

MyrtleBeach Arcades and other fun stuff

Lots of fun to be had in the Myrtle Beach Area
 
OD Arcade & Grill Right across the street from our office - Great grub, games and cool thirstquenchers!
100 South Ocean Blvd.
North Myrtle Beach
(832)249-6460
 
Ocean Drive Pavillion Lots of Games, Hot dogs, Cold Drinks, Dance floor, beachfront dining tables. "The Horseshoe" (End of Main Street)
North Myrtle Beach
(843) 280-0715
 
Maze Mania 17 Business .5 mile north of Inlet Square Mall
Garden City, SC 29576
(843) 651-1641
 
Magiquest Broadway at the Beach
Myrtle Beach
866-353-MAGI
 

MyrtleBeach golf


 
Farmstead Golf Links is one of the most exciting courses in the Carolinas.
541 McLamb Road
Calabash, NC 28467
(866) 749-7277
 
Glen Dornoch Waterway Golf Links has several natural 35-foot elevation changes, which slope down to South Carolina's most beautiful stretch of the Intracoastal Waterway.
4840 Glen Dornoch Way
Little River,SC 29566
800-717-8784
 
Man O' War Golf Course
5601 Leeshire Boulevard,
Myrtle Beach, SC 29579.
 
The Legends Ten Top Courses.
800-299-6187
 
Possum Trot Golf Club features 18 well-kept fairways and manicured greens. We're known as "The Friendly Course".
1170 Possum Trot Road
North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582
800-626-8768
 
Tidewater was Recently rated #39 in Golf Magazine's "Top 100 You Can Play", Tidewater's Bermuda grass greens work in harmony with the natural landscape.
(800)446-5343
 
Thistle Golf Club has a Scottish links feel, with wind-swept fairways, large bentgrass greens and surrounding hillsides covered in heather and wild flowers.
Calabash,NC
(800)571-6710
 
Meadowlands Golf Club features a number of unforgettable holes, bordered by serene meadows, mature hardwoods, and vast wetlands.
1000 Meadowlands Trail NW
Calabash, NC 28467
(888) 287-7529
 

MyrtleBeach dance clubs

Get down and boogie tonight at the hottest spots in town!
 
Club Kryptonite
Hottest Dance Club in Town!
2925 Hollywood Dr
Myrtle Beach
(843)839-9200
 
Senor Frogs
Mexico's Coolest bar is now in Myrtle Beach!
1304 Celebrity Circle
Broadway at the Beach
(843)444-5506
 
Studebaker's 2000 North Kings Hwy
Myrtle Beach
(843) 448-9747
 
2001 920 Lake Arrowhead Road
Myrtle Beach
(843) 449-9434
 
Malibu's Celebrity Square - Broadway at the Beach
Myrtle Beach
(832)444-3500
 
Froggy Bottomz Celebrity Square - Broadway at the Beach
Myrtle Beach
(832)444-3500
 
Club Boca Celebrity Square - Broadway at the Beach
Myrtle Beach
(832)444-3500
 
Broadway Louie's Celebrity Square - Broadway at the Beach
Myrtle Beach
(832)444-3500
 

MyrtleBeach Natural Wonders

Alligator Adventure The Reptile Capital of the World! Over 230 species on exhibit.
Barefoot Landing, U.S. 17,
North Myrtle Beach
(832)361-0789
 
Carolina Jeep Safari Tour the natural beauty, historic sites and Ghostly places of South Carolina.
Myrtle Beach
497-5330
 
Brookgreen Gardens Botanical wonderland with one of the most significant collections of figurative sculpture in an outdoor setting by American artists in the world.
1931 Brookgreen Drive,
Murrells Inlet
(832)235-6000
 
Myrtle Beach State Park 4401 S. Kings Hwy.
Myrtle Beach
(832)238-5325
 
Ripley's Aquarium Broadway at the Beach
Myrtle Beach
800-734-8888
 
River Rats You're The Captain On the Waccamaw or Pee Dee Rivers.
1660 Alford Rd.
Conway, South Carolina
(843) 365-1717
 
Hurricane Fleet Ecotours Pristine beauty of natural rivers and one of the few remaining barrier islands in the Carolinas. Waterfront
Calabash NC
800-373-2004
 
Tiger Encounters sit right next to a fully grown tiger or have a cute cub sitting on your lap. 4898 South Highway 17 (Barefoot Landing)
North Myrtle Beach
(843)361-4552
 
Waccatee Zoological Farm 500 acres of private, carefully preserved, wooded property.8500 Enterprise Rd
Myrtle Beach
(832)650-8500
 

 
Copyright Chesty Chastain 2008
Just chill, Dude - you'll get a stroke.
Keep me on the beach!